In addition to my pet roommate--chicken--a papillon dog... aka rat... aka football with legs...--I've gained some new friends, mice. So Crhis and I caught one, put him in a plastic box and kept him hostage for a while---feeding him jalapeno cheese, and bbq pringles. (We figured he was a hispanic rat--so we spiced things up a bit). But despite our kindness...hombre decided to make run for the border...he moved the top off, and jumped out. It was quite the spectacle.
Round TWO: we caught yet ANOTHER mouse, this time putting him in a vase with a paper towel over it for breathing purposes. This homeboy chewed his way through the paper towel and hid in the closet. SO TWICE we've been duped.
And I'm sure you're asking yourself, why Brittany? Why would you hold your furry little friends hostage, and not just KILL them on the spot? Well... we wanted to hang glide our friends out the window. We were thinking...paper airplanes... a parachute of sorts...you know... having a good time with our friends.. as they fly down to their death. Unless the parachute proved to be successful, then the hombres would live, and continue to mass produce.
SO--ANGERED by being duped twice.. we ditched the cool hang glide plans, and decided that if we were lucky enough... we'd just chuck the next one right out the window. Needless to say.. we caught ONE... and gave him 2 minutes of last words... "meep meep"...and...."whooosh" out the window of the 11 story building. Hombre is dead. Now....if we can catch his girlfriend....we'll be in business.
PS... sorry mousey.. but you had to go.
6 comments:
haha! This made for great Friday morning reading while I'm putting off working. Poor little mouse. Well, really it's poor Brittany who has to deal with the mice.
Oh yeah, if you go to 'dashboard' page of your blog, you can add things in the 'layout' and 'settings' tabs. 'Add a page element' allows you to post links. I probably didn't explain that well and it sounds way more confusing than it is. It's easy peasy!
Brittany, that has got to be the FUNNIEST story...Weston told it to me before you posted it here and we were on the floor laughing at this whole extravaganza you went through! Hope you catch that girlfriend mouse. Keep us posted!
Mammajamma says, "Catch Hombre's woman before we come and sleep in your mice infested pad!!" See you Monday, I HOPE!~
Bitters, If you flung Hombre from 11 stories high, you got game girl. When I was but a tiny lad and took my father's words literally, we had mice in the kitchen. Dad said, " When I move the washing machine to the left, the mouse will come right to you on the right. When it does squeeze it." The washer moved and just as Dad said here came speedy Gonzales. It was fast but I was faster. I caught him and squeezed him real hard. This irritated Speedy and he bit my thumb. My Dad said (as Speedy jumped to the floor), "What are you doing? " I replied I squeezed him just like you said he answered back, " I meant SQUASH him!!!" We then dashed to emergency for a tetnus shot. SO I you catch the special lady friend, don't squeeze it, squash it. Then flush to Davy Jones locker. No more flying mice, you might hit a passer by. Your loving father, Bootstrap Bill
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